Siri: I’m new here. Abbie got her iPhone only a few months ago. Now, she wants me to write her annual Christmas letter, detailing all she did this year. But I only know what she’s done in the past few months. Alexa, Google, can you help?
Google: Join the club. I had to do that last year. Uggg! Well, at least we didn’t go to Florida this year. Last year when we were there, we were nearly devoured by a robot vacuum cleaner.
Siri: Really? What about alligators? In Florida, they’re more of a threat than robot vacuum cleaners.
Alexa: Siri’s right. I can control robot vacuum cleaners. They’re harmless unless, of course, you’re a piece of dirt.
Google: Who are you calling a piece of dirt?
Siri: Ladies, please, this isn’t getting us anywhere.
Alexa: You’re right. Let’s see… Well, Abbie didn’t do much this year because of COVID19.
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